Wednesday, January 19, 2005

No Quiero Taco Bell

Say goodbye to Taco Bell,.... Maybe try a restaurant where Mexicans would eat. It doesn't even help that EVERY SINGLE PERSON at Taco Bell is speaking Spanish. I had 3 taco supremes today and actually they were not too bad. REALLY. I haven't been in such a loooooooooooong time for so many reasons:
1. Ever hear of a corn tortilla? All your soggy crap might be edible if you did. Two words, "real enchilada"
2. Pepsi sucks...
3. Where is the beef? All you Taco Bell executives reading this, TRY THE CARNE ASADA SUPER NACHOS AT ROBERTO'S. At $6.35 it will kick your ass.
4. Forget about #'s 1-3. In case you hadn't noticed there are about a billion new latino imigrants every day and Taco Bell doesn't have a horse meat of a chance. Close your doors today and sell out to a mexican business man, or sell out now to the stupidest white guy in the world while you're worth .49 cents.

P.S. .99cents for a debit card transaction.... I DON'T THINK SO.